DEATH ON TRIAL – FACES LIFE IMPRISONMENT
Death, age indeterminate, is accused of various criminal charges including blackmail, extortion, bribery, discrimination, harassment, fraud, tax evasion, and “contributing to global instability”, a crime which…
Read articleA TREE’S ARBOR DAY WISHES
Arbor Day is upon us. It’s a special day dedicated to planting trees and increasing awareness about the importance of trees. As a tree, this holiday…
Read articleA Short History of Canada’s Most Famous Citizen: The Canadarm
1981 The Canadarm debuts as the universe’s most famous arm when it makes its inaugural flight on the space shuttle Columbia. 2001 The bigger, better, longer…
Read articleEMPIRE CREATION AND DESTRUCTION
In Which the First Empire in Human History Comes and Goes ___________________________ DUMMM-DA-DUM-DUM. DUMMM-DA-DUM-DUM-DUMM! THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS TRUE. ONLY THE UNIVERSITY…
Read articleOLD MACDONALD SPEAKS TO A GENETICIST
OLD MACDONALD: Do you want to buy some beef? GENETICIST: If the beef is not tainted with mad cow, then I would be very much interested…
Read articleA ‘GLASS IS HALF FULL’ TAKE ON THE SUBJECT OF GLOBAL WARMING.
Small annoying islands will be submerged: You know those small islands that are hard to find on the map. You know…the ones you can walk across…
Read articleTHE NIGERIAN EMAIL EXPERIMENT
The Nigerian email scam is the modern day version of the Nigerian Fax Scam which was once the modern day version of the Nigerian Letter Scam.…
Read articleTHE PROS AND CONS OF MOVING TO CANADA
PRO: Cleaner environment. CON: Colder climate. PRO: Universal healthcare. CON: Higher tax rate. PRO: The highest standard of living in the world. CON: Not nearly as…
Read articleRANT FROM A GLACIER – CONCERNED, BITTER, AND SOMEWHERE NEAR THE NORTH POLE
Dear humans everywhere: People. I’m melting. I’m actually melting. Are you not paying attention to what’s going on here? Are you not following the news? Are…
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POLITICIANS VERSUS POP STARS: THE END OF THE ROAD WITH AL GORE AND BOYZ II MEN
By Sarah Burch,
Note that UBC was unable to obtain media recordings for this engagement. However, his new movie, “An Inconvenient Truth,” apparently closely mirrors his talk. So seriously…
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