Science Journalism at The Onion

Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building

Despite attempts to condition the mouse by screaming directly into its face, the researchers reported that the subject smugly completed the second and third runs of the three- dimensional spatial task with ease.

Sometimes, The Onion really gets it (source).

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